Jesus Saves You From Yourself

A dear friend and Brother in Christ of Blingee Jesus sent this image today to be Blingeed with the love of Our Father.



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Jesus is Everywhere

Do you think Jesus had a cat?



I think so, because this kitty has Jesus! Is it wrong to be jealous of a cat so blessed by Our Lord? I wish, just a little, that Jesus would appear in my fur.

"Apocalypse...Fuck Yeah!"

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Revelation 6:5 - “And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand."

Revelation 6:6 - "And when he opened the fourth Seal, I heard the fourth beast say, HOLY SHIT, FUCKIN' HELICOPTERS MAN.  I mean seriously.  You've believed all the other made-up shit so far in this compilation of garbled fables concocted by tribesmen who got bored of masturbating in the middle of the wilderness.  So why not helicopters?"

So saieth the Lord.

FOUND: Patriotic Thursdays

This might be the most patriotic Blingee ever made. But what is that gibberish in the middle? Perhaps this was written by a typically illiterate graduate of America's public schools, which have forsaken Jesus and Godliness for fornication and free abortions. Too long we have suffered under this Godless leadership! Let us take back our schools with eagles, flag-colored roses, and free guns.

SALUTE TO: Miss California

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BlingeeJesus salutes Miss California, Warrior in Christ, on standing up for "Opposite Marriage." This beauty queen gracefully sashayed out of her comfort zone of her closed-minded Republican clan straight into a fiery, confrontational pit of Conservatives Who Think Exactly Like Her Except For That Fag Judge And The Queen Who Does Her Hair Backstage to boldly declare to the viewing public that "…we live in a land where we can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage" (we don't) and that...oh by the way...she's exactly 100% against U.S. American gays enjoying basic civil rights that even her toothless uncle and his meth-addled girlfriend can enjoy at a drive-thru chapel in Primm, Nevada.

We salute your valor, Miss C, and the fact that you've jumped on the bandwagon of discriminating against those pesky gaytrons and lezbots, because discriminating against colored people is soooooooo twentieth century.

Ooh Heaven is a Place on Earth

At the end of the world, the earth together with the celestial bodies will be transformed into a part of the dwelling-place of the blessed (Revelation 21).

Homostorm (Lock Up Your Daughters)

There's a storm brewing... a Homostorm.

Please help NOM 2M4M stop the Homostorm today... before it's too late.