Thursday, June 25, 2009

Patriotic Thursdays: The Second Amendment

Jesus and America go together like the suburbs and Applebee's. And what's a night at Applebee's without your God-given right to carry a concealed weapon?

Let's take a moment to reflect on these sacred words written by our God-fearing, gun-loving Founding Fathers: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Jesus and the Butterfly

Jesus and Mariah Carey have a lot in common. They both love butterflies! And they both love glitter!

From The Parable of the Butterfly:

On Easter morning the disciples saw Jesus' graveclothes lying on the cold slab still wrapped round and round the corpse. Only the corpse was gone, much like an empty chrysalis deserted by a butterfly who has left to soar free. "He is risen as He said," an angel told the incredulous disciples. Later that day he appeared to the disciples, and then, over the course of the next few weeks, to as many as five hundred people at one time. Even "Doubting Thomas" didn't doubt for long that Jesus was really risen from the dead.

Praise the Lord! We are truly blessed to have Jesus and Mariah Carey in our lives.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Our Leaders (in Christ)


Of course this is what Doc Brown would do with his time-traveling DeLorean, throw every halfway notable Republican leader that history has conveniently rewritten to be praiseworthy into a room and let them play cards.