Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Norman Rocktacular Thanksgiving Christganza

Thanksgiving Jesus

To express my deep honor and respect for Jesus' Thanksgiving (fact: Jews call their version of Thanksgiving "Passover"), I almost considered creating a Charlie Brown-themed Blingee Offering, but declined to do so after I realized that those demon children with melon-shaped heads and inability to discern the voices of authority should have no place in the box of pixels above.

Instead, please enjoy this Norman Rocktacular Thanksgiving Christganza and the following, unadultred Bible verse:

1st Chronicles, 16:34

"O give thanks unto the Lord; for he is good; for his blingee endureth for ever."

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Stephenie Meyer Loves Jesus, Too!

My favorite images for Blingee Jesus are the images that don't need to be Blingeed at all, like this one:

How awesome is Jesus?

But of course I Blingeed the shit out of it anyway, in honor of the greatest movie of all time, NEW MOON!

You're welcome.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Patriotic Thursdays are Back!

Sorry for the brief absence, Blingee Jesus Faithful. We at Blingee Jesus were so busy attending tea parties and getting tea bagged, we shirked our Patriotic Thursday duties. But worry no longer! We're back and in full effect!

America! Fuck yeah!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

FOUND: Holiday Blingee Spirit

We at Blingee Jesus are getting pumped for the holidays! Our friends on the internet are, too!

The turkey at this house is going to be extra juicy:


And who doesn't love Christmas?

We can't wait to see what Santa puts in our Blingee stockings this year!

Friday, November 13, 2009

What's Next, America?

Christian license plates banned by liberal activist judges?

Not on our watch. Blingee Jesus is moving to Florida!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Jesus Overload

Jesus is always hanging out with lambs. I bet he loves Cute Overload.