Sunday, December 20, 2009

The True Nativity, AD 0000

I'm a little embarrassed to say this in such a sacred sphere, but when I came upon this image of the nativity, my first thought was, "Who was the Godless Heathen Sodomite who deemed this an appropriate depiction of the birth of our Lord and Savior, yea, even the Alpha and Omega?!" After I got the stink eye from a fellow patron at our local Barnes and Noble Fake Starbucks Cafe, I decided to rectify what went so tragically wrong:

Christmas Nativity, AD 0000

Luke 2:7, And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because they did not have enough Starwoods Reward Points to stay at the Comfort Inn and Suites.

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