America has really come through for Blingee Jesus! Check out what our compatriots in Christ have been working on:
We're calling this one "Rolling With The J-Homies." (RIP Brittany!)
If we get Left Behind, we're going to be first in line for the Arm Wrestle Smackdown between Jesus and the Devil! Awesome!
Finally, get ready for Valentine's Day! We're spending it with our one true love: Jesus!